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PostSubject: Omegle chats.   Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:29 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whatsup =)
You: Greetings Earthling
You: I hear us pathetic Earth dogs have something called missile defence
Stranger: kinda bored here lol, you wanna have some fun?
You: you know what's fun?
Stranger: do you have a cam?
You: telling my the security codes for NATO defence satelites.
Stranger: i got one, but your 18 right?
You: yes, I am indeed 18 cycles of the earth around our star
Stranger: ok cool, can never be sure, bunch of little kids running around on here
You: yes, there are
You: tons of earth children
You: swarming
You: and they are annoying
You: yes, they fill me with rage
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: Hello?
You: You there?
You: Am I flying solo here?
You: Into the danger zone?
You: Am I flying into the danger zone?
You: Are you even there?
You: Gods, people like you disgust me.
You: Taking advantage of strangers on the internet
Stranger: what are you talking about???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: What's up shit for brains?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: 17
You: -BLAM!-
You: the ghetto
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: An infernal spiral of torment, bearing down on my mortal skull like a bolt of lightning thrown from the hands of Zues
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yo bitch.
You: . . . . I have a feeling this is a black girl....
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: Hey
Stranger: i'm alex. whats your name
You: Alex?
You: Is that you?
You: It's me, Jeff!
Stranger: don't know any jeff sorry
You: Really?
You: You don't remember me?
You: Last week at Bennigans?
Stranger: we don't have bennigans in new zealand
You: Damn that was a good time out back with the waitress and the goat.
You: New Zealand?
You: That's totally you Alex!
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:18 pm

You be trolling. 8D
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:34 pm

Last one was hilarious.

You definitely sounded like you were tanked at that point.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:18 pm

Heh. Trolling on omegle is as fun as hell....
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:58 pm

Stranger: hay baby
Stranger: answer in
Stranger: 5
You: Goodbye
You have disconnected.

My first chat >_>

Here's some more:
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ^_^
You: ¿Qué?
Stranger: english
Stranger: ????
You: Nos vemos
You have disconnected.

You: Hello, have you been to Uranus?
Stranger: no, but i once stuck a tuba up my butt
Stranger: felt good man
You: ...That's good to know, earthling...
Stranger: who said i was an earthling, i just love anal probing
You: Auf Wiedersehen
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: You are spy!
Stranger: youve caught me!
Stranger: how did you know?
You: ....[Censored for your own good] bubbles from hell...
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:54 pm

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
1.The last animal you interacted with is your lusus.2.Your favorite color is now your blood color.3.The last object you touched other than your computer is now your strife specibus.How fucked are you?
Stranger 1: ... Pigeon...
Stranger 1: Blue...
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 2: ._.
Stranger 1: And pigeon.
Stranger 1: Huh.
Stranger 2: really?
Stranger 1: That's an interesting Strife Specibus
Stranger 2: you touched a pigeon? :O
Stranger 1: Birdkind
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: what is a strife specibus?
Stranger 2: im curious
Stranger 1: It's a reference to an excellent webcomic
Stranger 2: i see, well for me it would be
Stranger 1: Homestuck, from MS Paint Adventures
Stranger 1: But a Strife Specibus is the kind of weapon you use
Stranger 1: Like bladekind
Stranger 1: Or hammerkind
Stranger 1: Or needlekind
Stranger 1: Or in my case, small birdkind
Stranger 2: i think it would be a cat, blue and a coffee pot
Stranger 1: You're a blueblood too
Stranger 2: so what would this cause?
Stranger 2: :3
Stranger 1: And I think that'd just be carafekind or something.
Stranger 1: Read the comic!
Stranger 1: You'll enjoy it
Stranger 2: nah tbh
Stranger 2: i used to read
Stranger 2: questionable content
Stranger 2: and, ctrl alt dlt
Stranger 2: but ctrl alt dlt went to shit after he made it all depressing
Stranger 2: and questionable content i .. just didnt i guess, one day i'll go back to it
Stranger 2: and catch up
Stranger 1: If only to see Hanners
Stranger 2: QC was rly good though
Stranger 2: i cant even remember the chars
Stranger 2: =[
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 1: Hannelore's the adorable OCD girl
Stranger 2: OH YEAH
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 2: i remember her
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:03 pm

Needs more trolling.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:36 pm

I love turning people into cows on omegle, usually it's better when they play along XD
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:51 pm

I'd call you a dick, but then again I'm the one pretending to be a malicious terrorist.
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:30 am

Here's a very odd thing that happened to me. (I asked the question)

What happens when a zebra has sex with a donkey?

Stranger 1: Its awks


Stranger 2: u get a zonkey


Stranger 1: Lolol


Stranger 2: ehehe


Stranger 1: My clit is throbing. Is that bad


Stranger 2: idk but id love to fuck it


Stranger 1: Leggo


Stranger 1: Ur bed


Stranger 2: k 5 mins


Stranger 1: Wheere u at


Stranger 2: jersey


Stranger 1: New york


Stranger 2: city?


Stranger 1: Brooklyn


Stranger 2: o


Stranger 1: Age


Stranger 2: 17


Stranger 1: Ahh


Stranger 1: 15


Stranger 2: o u a virgin


Stranger 1: Yea


Stranger 1: Sorta


Stranger 2: sorta


Stranger 1: I never been penetrated. But i have been eaten out


Stranger 2: o so u still a virgin


Stranger 1: Yea


Stranger 2: id like to change that


Stranger 1: Are you. Loll


Stranger 2: yeah haha


Stranger 1: Go ahead. But im accually 14


Stranger 1: Owell


Stranger 2: o shit im actually 17


Stranger 1: Soo its not illegal


Stranger 2: not at alll


Stranger 1: Itll b fun as fuck


Stranger 2: yeah u should come over


Stranger 1: Sooo what have you done sexually with a girl


Stranger 2: not to much made out felt her tits/motorboat


Stranger 1: Mp


Stranger 1: Motorboat?


Stranger 2: yeah pretty fun


Stranger 1: Whats a motorboat


Stranger 1: Her ass


Stranger 2: nah


Stranger 1: What


Stranger 2: haha this is what yahoo says


Stranger 2: Its when you put your face against your girlfriends boobs shake your face while making blaggle wooble sounds. Essentially making motorboat sounds while shaking you face in her breasts


Stranger 1: Wut


Stranger 1: Thats gee

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:11 am

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
SuP, mOtHeRfUcKeRs, WaNt A mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaYgO?
Stranger 2: GAMZEE.
Stranger 2: NO ONE WANTS YOUR FUCKING FAYGO.
Stranger 1: no wwhy the fuck wwould i wwant that
Stranger 1: see kar knowws wwhat hes talkin about
Stranger 2: OH LOOK WHO IT IS.
Stranger 2: FUCKASS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Stranger 1: wwhat does it matter
Stranger 2: YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO FILL BUCKETS WITH
Stranger 2: YOU SICK FUCK
Stranger 1: thats not true
Stranger 1: wwell okay it mostly is
Stranger 1: but
Stranger 2: (( >w> I love this..))
Stranger 2: SO I WAS RIGHT
Stranger 1: [...oh? ;D]
Stranger 2: (( >w< ))
Stranger 1: i can havve normal convversations wwith humans that dont invvolvve buckets you knoww
Stranger 2: THATS HUMANS
Stranger 2: BUT WHEN IT'S TROLLS YOU'RE A SICK PERVERT
Stranger 2: WHO WANTS BUCKETS TO BE FILLED
Stranger 1: [well good! though i often fuck up and miss a fish pun/w/v......]
Stranger 2: ((..We should like...continue this rp..Do you have msn/anything that we can chat on?))
Stranger 2: (( Because an Eridan x Karkat smut sounds rather delicious right now =w= )
Stranger 1: [ummm yeah! O: ...hopy shit i've never done an eridanxkarkat smut thing before ooh man.]
Stranger 2: (( C: What /have/ you done before~? ))
Stranger 1: [NOT MUCH except eri<3Stranger 2: (( :3333 We could make it dramatic, like, Karkat accidentally hurts Eridan's feelings worse than he has before, and then he tries to fix it by being all sweet and caring? ))
Stranger 1: [shore! i mean sure if you want. <: what's your msn.]
Stranger 2: >w< Gryffendorkitsune@hotmail.com ))
Stranger 2: What's yours? ouo ))
Stranger 1: AUHIGR
Stranger 1: UPDATE
Stranger 2: :UUUU
Stranger 1: curbingxcrimson@hotmail.com
Stranger 1: sorry ehehehe.
Stranger 2: I think it worked..
Stranger 2: o3o
Stranger 2: IF NOT
Stranger 2: Do you have tumblr?
Stranger 1: YES I DOOO!! lovejusticesexuality.tumblr.com
Stranger 1: ..|D
Stranger 2: http://ceilingtavros.tumblr.com/ Is mine C:
Stranger 1: d'awww that tavros picture ;u;
Stranger 2: C: Followed~~
Stranger 2: >w< <3
Stranger 1: followed you too. c:
Stranger 1: god i love meeting homestucks here.
Stranger 2: Ikr?
Stranger 2: Ive tried to post to other HS questions..
Stranger 2: But the other always disconnects
Stranger 2: D:
Stranger 1: same. or i get called a fag
Stranger 2: Yeah!
Stranger 2: D:
Stranger 1: and i'm like HOW IS THAT QUESTION...HOW DOES IT DESERVE THAT. usually jake questions get that
Stranger 2: xD Yeah
Stranger 2: Jake is epic.
Stranger 2: Even...if..there are a lot of Jake x Skull on my dash ._.
Stranger 2: D: Poppop nooo....
Stranger 2: Sorry. The update. Reading suddenly.
Stranger 1: oh okay.
...hjdfff the update
Stranger 2: Who do you predict is the person that Jane BB'd to? My friend says it's a new troll..
Stranger 1: a squiddle girl. u:
Stranger 2: ouo
Stranger 1: ... :'D
Stranger 2: Ow. My mouth has sores from eating too many of these chips ;A;
Stranger 2: Sorry, random
Stranger 2: ;w;
Stranger 1: i'll take them!!!
Stranger 2: -Offers bag.-
Stranger 1: YES GOOD.
Stranger 1: wait what kind
Stranger 2: French Onion sunchips
Stranger 2: o3o
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 2: ouo
Stranger 1: i love those and HOPY SHI
Stranger 1: i need to go i just realized the time and i need to get to the gym and uuurgh.
i'm sorry. ;u; if the msn thing didn't work just message me on tumblr?
Stranger 2: Of course!
Stranger 2: <3
Stranger 2: Have fun!~~~
Stranger 1: eee yay! i'm excited to do this. ;u; later!
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle chats.   Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:57 am

I found a porno, via Omegle.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Go ahead and tell a story, you make up the characters, non-sexual please!


Stranger 2: im gay


Stranger 1: One day the Nostalgia Critic went home and fucked Linkara up the ass. Linkara never knew about sex, but he really loved it.


Stranger 1: He enjoyed the warm semen flowing into his butthole as the Nostalgia Critic cummed into him.


Stranger 2: i need ass


Stranger 1: "Keep going.. Keep going... BLUE BEETLE!" Linkara shouted, reaching climax.


Stranger 2: and then?



Stranger 1: "FUCK YEAH! HERE COMES A NEW CLASSIC!" Nostalgia Critic shouted, thrusting in and out.


Stranger 2: and then..and then


Stranger 1: Linkara was moaning. "Keep going keep going" he cried.


Stranger 1: But then the door swung open.


Stranger 2: and then and then????



Stranger 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on in here?!" '90s Kid asked.


Stranger 1: Nostalgia Critic and Linkara were covered with semen all over.


Stranger 2: aaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ttttttttheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?


Stranger 1: "What the fuck..." '90s Kid muttered.


Stranger 2: then?


Stranger 1: "We can explain.." The two critics began to say.


Stranger 2: and then?


Stranger 1: "No you idiots! I wanna join in!" '90s Kid exclaimed.


Stranger 2: wtf and then?


Stranger 1: Nostalgia Critic began to suck Linkara's tiny cock. He was disappointed by the small size. 90'


Stranger 1: 90's Kid began to shove his cock into Nostalgia Critic's ass.


Stranger 2: damn...and then


Stranger 2: then


Stranger 1: Nostalgia Critic began to scream like a little girl. He tried to shove his dick in Linkara, but couldn't reach. He ended up squirting semen all over Linkara's hat.


Stranger 2: damn good


Stranger 2: LOL

Stranger 2 has disconnected


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